Do you think Vox made up his Alastor diss track on the spot, or do you think he had that script in his pocket for seven years just waiting for the perfect time?
Script 100%. He might’ve added a little improv, but there’s no way this motherfucker didn’t have seven years worth of fake shower arguments that he kept putting to music.
And it wasn’t a static script for seven years, I bet he updated it often. I bet he rehearsed it in the mirror. I bet the other Vees had to tell him to stop rehearsing it in front of them, with mixed success.
In fact, I’d go as far as to say that there had to be lines he didn’t get to use, either because he didn’t think they were good enough and cut them from the script, or because Alastor cut him off before he could get to them.
If he released the entire thing, I bet it’d be 10 minutes long MINIMUM.
We NEED the full thing.
#VoxReleaseTheUncutVersion